Don't cry

I was just warming up some cheese sauce in a tupperware in the microwave. I guess the tupperware was old. I guess it was in the microwave too long. It just came spewing out a hole in the side. I'm sorry.

One of my children has a childhood scar from just such an event. I happened to melt a big yellow bowl of popcorn in my oven a few years back. When I opened the door to see the dripping, molten,yellow plasic covered popcorn in my oven...well it moved my child to tears. It must have been a shock. Anyway, Don't cry.